First all I could think was… THIS ISN’T NEWS. Of course he was injured when he was stabbed. That’s kinda what happens when you get stabbed… It usually hurts.
Then I realized that there was something they weren’t telling us. I thought about the year 1982 for a second, and realized that something else related happened in 1982, and quite possibly was connected.
It turns out, what the Vatican isn’t telling the world is that the Pope was injured when he was stabbed WHILE SHOOTING THE VIDEO FOR MICHAEL JACKSON’S “BEAT IT”.
If you don’t believe me, look at this photographic proof (The Pope is the one in the white, obviously).

In all seriousness, I am IN NO WAY trying to disrespect Pope John Paul. He was a great man, and deserves the respect of everyone, Catholic, or otherwise. I’m just trying to make you smile a little, and I’m still trying to figure out why something that happened 26 years ago warrants a front page spot on Yahoo News.
If you are interested, CLICK HERE for the real story, or CLICK HERE to watch the video for “Beat It”, and thousands of other songs on demand.





